Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Become a Professional Internet Surfer in Minutes

There are days when the phrase "professional Internet surfer" sums up my job description nicely. And while I did, in fact go to an accredited university, I can't help but think that if I had pursued a degree that was closer to that description, rather than spending countless hours in creative writing and literature courses, perhaps I'd be bringing in a touch more money at the end of the day.

The thing is, in the dark days when I went to college, as far as I know, no one actually offered this major. Now, thankfully, there's MyInternetDiploma. It seems a safe bet that the site isn't actually accredited, being that their courses don't extend much beyond filling out a few fields with personal information, clicking Send, and waiting for an e-mail (which, come to think of it, doesn't seem too far removed from my days at U.C. Santa Cruz). But what's accreditation (or proper grammar) in this fast-paced Web 2.0 world of ours?

So if you've got a couple of minutes and a valid e-mail, you too can be well on your way to a lucrative Web surfing career.

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